And He was asking him, "What is your name?" And he said to Him, "My name is Multitude; for we are many."
Once I had a date
With a published sociologist
Who told me my research
Wasn´t really REAL knowledge
He said that he believed
I should be a great laid
But what I did for a living
Shouldn´t actually get paid
He knew all Foucault, Bourdieu and Deleuze by heart
But everything he spat could be found on any 4chan chart
He argued that gender and postcolonial studies
Are simply knowledge that is biased
Therefore, they should be banned
And leave some room for REAL science.
Then he said he was offended
when I called out his misogyny
For he had been really nice to me
And I failed to understand his philosophy
When preparing for leaving
He asked if I´d go out with him again
Because he truly believed
He was not like all men.